Reports reaching us confirm that Manchester City’s defense is currently missing, last seen at the Emirates Stadium.
Pep Guardiola is rumored to be considering hiring traffic wardens to manage his backline after Arsenal’s five-star demolition job.
Meanwhile, Arsenal fans have submitted an application for February 2nd to be recognized as a public holiday, citing “The Day We Silenced the Noisy Neighbors.”
Mikel Arteta, when asked about the masterclass, simply smiled and said, “We played like prime Invincibles, and City played like Wi-Fi with bad network.”
Erling Haaland has been spotted searching for Gabriel’s shadow, while Kevin De Bruyne is reportedly stuck in Declan Rice’s back pocket.
Football experts are now investigating whether Arsenal played against the real Manchester City or just a group of enthusiastic TikTok footballers.
Meanwhile, Arsenal fans are currently composing songs for their new chart-topping hit: “Five-star Gunners, One-Goal City”—coming soon to all streaming platforms!
Stay tuned for more updates as Arsenal fans continue to remind everyone that “We Are Still on Top!”
